Streaming TV is great! Streaming ads are a mess. Image: Peacock
By
 DAVID PIERCE
Source: www.theverge.com, September 2022


For the last few months, Parks & Recreation has been my go-to background show. It’s what I watch while I’m doing the laundry, trying to catch up on email, or playing a video game I’d rather not listen to. The show’s seven seasons are all on Peacock, which is handy, because so is The Office — my other background show. All of this is to say, I watch a lot of Peacock.

At one point today, while half-watching another Parks & Rec episode, an ad came on that I suddenly realized I knew. And I didn’t just know it, I knew every single word of it. The jingle, especially, which ends in a sing-songy “CroppMetcalfe is the one with five stars!” That jingle has been stuck in my head for weeks, and it may never go away.

I don’t blame CroppMetcalfe, which I’m sure is just as good at air conditioning and plumbing as it is at jingle composition. I blame streaming services. No matter what service you watch, I guarantee you’ve come across it: the same ad, over and over, repeated in every ad break until you promise yourself you’ll never buy what they’re selling no matter how good a deal. In my experience, Hulu and Peacock are the worst offenders. But I’ve even noticed it recently on TikTok: dozens, even hundreds of ads for the same product. For me it was True Classic T-shirts, before the last couple of days it pivoted hard to a board game called Doomlings that at first looked fun and now I refuse to play. It’s a principle thing.

This song is probably stuck in my head forever. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

Advertising is coming for the streaming world in a big way. Many streamers, particularly those with linear-TV legacies, embraced advertising from the beginning. More recently, giants including Netflix and Disney have embraced the ad-supported business model, and both plan to roll out new tiers soon. In general, ad-supported streaming sounds like a great idea: most people can’t afford to pay for all the services that exist, and ads let users get to more services and more content without breaking the bank. Done right, everybody wins. Done poorly, it’s absolutely crazy-making.

Advertising is coming for the streaming world in a big way, and it could be a good thing

Already, ad-based streaming is mired in complicated questions about user data, viewer tracking, and decisions about who’s allowed to know what you’re watching and when. But I have a simpler request: can we make the ads bearable to watch? If I’m going to binge the full season of The Resort on Peacock, I’m looking at about four ad breaks a show, two ads apiece, over eight episodes. That’s 64 ads. If I see the same two ads 32 times each, there’s no way I’m getting to the end of the series.